So I have a fairly crazy story to tell. It may sound far fetched, but I swear it's the god's honest truth!
Last night, I left work and climbed into my car. I had my gigantic purse and my lunch tote in hand, as I do every single night. I have no idea HOW it actually happened...but somehow the steak knife that was in my lunch tote pierced through the bag, into my jeans and STABBED me in the leg! Ahhhh! It barely bled, but it hurt like heck!!!
I would post a picture of my battle wound, but there's not much to see besides a half inch slit a few inches below my knee. I think I just might survive with the help of my friends Neosporin & Band-Aid. I have learned two lessons from my accidental self infliction.
#1 I am through with wimpy lunch totes. I'm going to purchase a tough guy, blue-collar lunch pail (like the one above) which is available here. Part of me wants to buy a Wonder Woman lunch box...but what am I, twelve?
#2 I should also invest in a knife with a safety cover, such as the one above from Bed Bath and Beyond...just in case.
So be careful friends. This lunch tote tragedy could happen to YOU!
