Al Gore, you're nothing but a big fat liar! I'm not seeing any signs of this so-called "global warming" you preach about. In fact, it's the most bone-chilling winter in quite some time. Even the state of Florida is experiencing some insanely low temperatures. Poor orange crops! Notice I only feel bad for the oranges not the people...how does it feel to be freezing in winter you spoiled, spoiled Floridians? Muhahaha!
It's so darn chilly I'm half tempted to parade around town in a Snuggie. But since I'd sooner die than own a Snuggie (let alone wear one in public) I'll be forced to purchase some stylish stay-warm pieces, like the ones below. So bundle up...tragically, we have about 3 more brutal months to go...
Nine West Quirce Faux Fur Lined Boot $113, Zappos
Helen Kaminski Fur Felt Hat $118, Bloomingdales
Ugg Australia Quilted Shearling Earmuffs $75, Nordstrom
Faux Fur Hooded Puffy Coat $30, Old Navy
